Signs, Not Necessarily of the Times

As I have traveled around the country I have encountered signs that, perhaps in context were meaningful, but out of context were puzzling or amusing.  I am certain that once the teardrop is complete and I embark upon my travels I will encounter even more of them.

So, to get a head start, here I present some of them.

If you need a divorce attorney, try these guys; I'm sure they'll work for you:

Unclear on which end is up?

Moon or Beaver?

Great advertising!

On duty.

Reminds me of a sign in Falmouth, MA (on Cape Cod) reading "Don't even THINK of parking here."

Speaking of that:

Don't even THINK of flying here!